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DH 1DI A M I BADA TO THE RT. HON. EDWARD HEATH, FGRMER B R I T I S H PRIME M LONDON, HOUSE OF COMMONS, ' n ^ 1 0 / 1 / 1 9 7 7 . NO39 1 AM MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM THE HiGH POST YOU HELD AS PRIME MINISTER OF FORMER B R I T I S H EMPIRE YOU HAVE .MOW BEEN EEIEGA2SD IN FACT DEMOTED TO THE OBSECURE RANK OF MUSIC BAND MASTER STOP • DEPITE THAT HOWEVER I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED YOURSELF WELL IN THE NEW PROFESSION AND YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST BAND. MASTERS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM STOP BECAUSE OF THIS i AM TAKING THE LIBERTY OF. INVITING YOU TO COME TO UGANDA ALONG WITY YOUR BAND TO PLAY BEFOREME AND THE BRITISH NATIONALS AT THE COMMAND POST STOP THIS WOULD ALSO CFFE.R YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO V I S I T OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY UGANDA AND 1 AM PREPARED TO TAKE YOU TO OUR NATIONALS PARKS AND OTHER PLACES OF INTEREST STOP 1 WILL PROVIDE YOU ALONG WITH YOUR MUSICIANS FREE RETURN ' AIR TICKETS OR PUT AT YOUR DISPOSAL UGANDA AIRLINES WHICH WILL FLY YOU TO AND FROM UGANDA STOP YOUR ACCOMMODATION AND EXPENDITURE WILL CATERED FOR AND IN ADDITION- I WILL ASSIST YOU vviTH FOREIGN EXCHANGE FOR YOU EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE HERE STOP I AM EXTENDING THIS INVITATION NOW BECAUSE DURING THE TENURE OF YOUR PREMIERSHIP YOU HAD BEEN VERY BUSY ESPECIALLY DEALING WITH BRITISH ASIANS WHO I EXPELLED FROM UGANDA STOP J WILL BE MOST GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD ACCEPT THIS INVITATION TO COME TO UGANDA DURING THE CELEBRATIONS MARKING THE 6TH ANNIVERSARY • OF THE MILITARY TAKEOVER AND i PROPOSE THAT YOU ARRIVE HERE CAJ 22ND JANUARY 1977 STOP / I AM BOIUG- M,L