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Amerithrax — Part 10
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HEREIN IS 0
LC __ lis retiring - The torch is being passed.
oon It will be time for someone else to be harassed.
His time with us has been quite good, and that's what really counts,
Just change the last name, please, to something easy to pronounce!
Did you think that you could sneak out without words from me?
impossible! You're part of our division History.
So...here's a little ballad that | hope you like quite well,
Written for es Oh, what the hell!
i've got something in my pocket that belongs across my face.
| keep it right beside me in a most convenient place
| know you'd never guess it if you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on. it's a big USAMRIID smile.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Weill be pure and Biosure with a big USAMRIID smile.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
It may sound nutty but I'm your buddy with a big USAMRIID smile!
We'll keep our suites real pretty and we'll keep them all real clean.
The swabs will all be negative if you know what I mean.
Weill do everything just right and please the folks above.
There's nothing to complain about. We're doing what we love!
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Keep that bleach within your reach with a big USAMRIID smile.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Swing that mop. Don't let it stop with a big USAMRIID smile.
If you want fame you're going to get your opportunity.
They'll install the cameras soon and you'll be on TV.
Don't pick your nose or give the finger while you're in the suite,
Cause it'll be on record and you'll then become dead meat!
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Say it louder! We hate powder with a big USAMRIID smile!
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Take that frown. Turn it upside down! It's a big USAMRIID smile!
We'll get Top Secret Clearance if we say we don't do drugs.
They want to make quite sure that we don't go and steal! the bugs.
We're proud and loyal workers for the good old DOD.
[ just wish those folks out there wouldn't dump on you and me.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Have drug- -free blood or your job is mud with a big USAMRIID smile.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Then they'll hector with a lie detector and a big USAMRIID smile.
We fill out lots of forms each day. That's mainly what We do.
There's no lone wolves around here but there is a roach or two.
I'd really like to sing some more but there's no time somehow.
I've got to go lurk in the suite. That's where I'm headed now!
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
It's no lark I'm a hot suite nare with a big USAMRIID smile.
Smile! Smile! Big USAMRIID smile!
Have a great USAMRIID day...and a big USAMRIID smile!!!
(CLAS AL FIED
2008 BY 60324 uc bau/yrs/
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