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+ z. : z o~fibe.said, oh, gee, thanks for reminding joa-Mow many people in the United States? I said look it up in the book. She looked and she said one hundred and seveniy miiiion. She said ii would never come out even. I sald what wouldn't? She said J read a writeup where President Roosevelt and Mrs, Rooscvelt get 30 acres to bury them together but the most of us get about eight feet by four and sometimes two or three layers deep like in the bunk-house down at the Ranch. Bhe said what a heck of a nerve! Z said well they never lacked nerve but what do you care? Dreamie sald well, if they get 15 acres each, wait til? I get a pencil, because if everybody tries to get the same there is not going to be enough to go around for graves alone, never mind raising wheats and radishes, never mind golf and Central Park. How many people have we got? The book said 170,000,000. How many square miles? The book said three million, but that includes Lake Michigan, Okeecho- bee, Winnepesaukee and Minnetonka. You have te subtract lakes. Bhe said, well it looks like we will have to fight Russia for some more land if everybody gets the same as those two, 15 acres apiece. If we start clobbering each other with that Big Apple there wil] not be much left to bury or anybody to bury them. Dreamie said, quote, how do you like that.tor cy? Leet