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a? Mondey, Beb. 11 Hearat Family, (Second Commandmer*: for I the Lord am a jealous God and visit the sins of the fathers upon +he children unto the third and fourth generation. ) No, we are not relighous nuts, but we hate you for your father's part in starting the Spanish-American War, and also for his later, cheap . diason with the trollop Marian Davies. Our male anscestors were killed. in yorr father's war ani their wives were left with pensions of 625 to 850 a month for life. We wonder how you can hold up your heads in decent society, and why your contemporaries can stomach your presence. Our once proud families “were destroyed by your father's war----which he started to boost his circulation. HERE IS wHAT WE DEMAND: Before we release your daughter Patricia, you must show proper humility by acknowledging the guilt of William Randolph Hearst (in regar to starting yellow journalism and instigating the Spanish-American War). You must publicly beg the forgiveness of your country. This must be done on ALL media and must be expressed in terms of abject humility. When we are convinced that you are showing abject hugility for the sins of your father and his papers, we will release Patricia, whose only sin is that she carries the genes of William Kandolph Hearst. The SLA