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me YOU KNOW what, said Me Theobald the Washington M{ jtaxicab driver as we passed x. the White House... | What? I remarked cooper- tively, : - il a “ ¢. 3 (>) ob t] a letter to Tke ich will supply a most 5 d. - ell it to me, instead, I gested, and J will present 7 o our dear public. Then it ir be unnecessary for you : jeave your passengers in It is a deal, said Theobald. - idea concerns our plan to se the matter of indirect feggression by Russia in the a iddie East and elsewhere * Ibefore the upcoming special meeting of the UN General Amembly. Secretary of State Dulles - |says Moscow has been brain- ; # {im North Korea, North Viet- ‘+ ‘yam, East Europe and ail _ [pver. é PRESIDENT Eisenhowe =. @ 125 incidents of I. A. by 4 Communists in Lebanon alone. . ; Now, T say this... bet us ‘have eral Assembly and show . them how Russia has been committing indirect aggres- gion against us Americans Tor almost forty years, ordering ir agents to bore insid government, schools, bor unions, etc. If indirect aggression mus soppe? ir present World cee oe ae on ts erful idea, said Theo-- | ys we have told the world: a FBI director J. Edgar i | Hoover address the UN Gen- . ae War I, as Mister Dulles says, then we better start in our own front yard. FEI Director Hoover could give the UN 125 times 125 incidents of how Russia is giving us the I A., and how. _ Fam afraid, I put im, that such « unique parliamentary proposal gs presenting FBI evidence of Communist sub- versive activities in the U. 5. before the UN would open us to charges of h-hunting. If J, Edgar’ Hoover is a witch hunter, said Theobold, then Jet us boy him more broomsticks and make hal- loween a national holiday. I suppose you think that is quite a nifty remark, I said. All T am saying, continued Theobald, is that what is I. A. in Lebanon is pretty much the same ‘in the U. S. A. and maybe worse, Perhaps you have some- . thing, I said, and perhaps Mister Khrushchev might agree Petting COCO any With ‘Indirect Aggression’ | more indirect aggression ‘mur country. THAT WOULD be dandy, said Theobald; Mister Khrushchev would make an- other agreement like the one he made to come to the UN Security Council meeting. I am paging FEI Director ‘Hoover again. Meaning which, I said. I -would have Director -Hoover also present to tke UN general assembly the times that the Soviet Unig has broken its agreemen§, beginning with its pro mot to conduct any more subversive activities in the ‘U. S, after we recognized Remember, 1 said, the Supreme Court has ‘ ruled that Communists cannct be convicted of overthrowing our government uniess they ware caught in the act. Maybe, said Theobald, we can get those bigwig justices, to listen in on Director H ver when be tells it to the ve a Miss Gandy. THE SUN THE EVENING SON THE SUND:Y SUN THE BALTIMORE NeWS-poST/ BALTIMORF-AMF RICAN / BALTIMORE, #&RYLAND THE WASHINGTON POST AND TIMES BRRALD WASHINGTON, D. Cc sonnet enees a eeee POOR Ne OSE SOCSTEEH BEER aes Bon ee es hee. ceers Peers. « - TOES CPO RRS OEE AL REN Eh EeE ROR OPER Bane oth Uneeeas EDITION STAR esas, om Pete. pROte deers: SDI TOR .Macnaga tig. STethey 1X « . nyt > em 4678 — ) fu SAK 19 1978 ee. tas ee een wh