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CSAUCER) ATLANTAe=TWO BARBERS AND A BUTCHER PRODUCED A 21-INCH LONG ®CREATURES TODAY TO BACK UP THEIR TALE THAT THRY HAD SEEN A LYING SAUCER AND THRE ELUSIVE LITTLE MEN AFTER CONSUMING ONE BEER APIE AN ANATOMY PROFESSOR SAID, HOWEVER, THAT THE Chepse THE EARTH MEN SUSPECTED WAS FROM OUTER SPACE APPEARED TO BE A MONKEY. THE MEN WERE CONVINCED IT WAS FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD. THEY SAID THEY RAN INTO IT WITH THEIR AUTOMOBILE WHILE DRIVING OW A HIGHAY NEAR HERE LAST NIGHT, RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY WAS THIS THING, GLOWING RED ALL OVER.® SAID EDWARD WATTERS, 28-YEAR-OLD BARBER,| IT LOOKED LIKE A FLYING SAUCER PICTURE HE HAD SEEN IN A SCIENCE MAGAZINE, HE SAID. “THREE LITTLE MEN WERE RUNNING FOR IT," WATTERS CONTINUED, “THEY ALL JUMPED, TWO OF THEM MADE IT, I HIT THE OTHER ONE. WATTERS SAID THE MACHINE SOON ROSE INTO THE AIR AND ZOOMED AWAY. HE SAID IT WAS NOT MORE THAN WAIST HIGH AND ABOUT WALF AS WIDE AS THE ROAD, 1 WATTERS® COMPANIONS » ARNOLD PAYNE, A Hegr AND THOWAS WILSON, A BARBER, TOLD THE SAME STORY, WATTERS SAID THE INCIDENT OCCURRED akouT MIDNIGHT AFTER THEY HAD CONSUMED ONE BEER APIECE DR. We As MICKLE, ANATOMY PROFESSOR AT EMROY UNIVERS ITY EXAMINED THE ANIMAL, WHICH HAD BECOME A VICTIM OF AN AUTOMOBILE A ccfDENT, MECKLE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE A MEMBER OF THE *RHESUS NOTE Y FAMILY," ALTHOUGH IT MAD NO HAIR, “ i IT's A. i A CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE, THEY HAVEN'T INVENTED ANYTHING iw bad 5 \ WhrreRs DECIDED ‘TO FREEZE THE THING WITM DRY ICE AND PUT IT, ON DISPLAY. 1/G=-N6S3P pes 5 oS ae Ya perry