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: . wee . Nee ye ' . hk Nod ee . Can - Q i Ab me aot too. ' - eee eed 4 - | ee 7 * them a lecture. Hey, you guys, you ain't got mace, you ain't got any armored tanks, you ain't got instant banana peel. What do you got in this town? You should see what they got in Chicago, Philadelphia, New York City. This ig a nothin' town: it's 2 pushover. So they're all gettin’ real interested, you know, droolin'; we were tellin" ‘em how many kids the cops in Chicago were killing; they're droolin'. You're a drug addict. Yea, I'm from New England; I shoot maple syrup. Ha ha. They said, oh yea, how is it? I said, sweet. It's awful sweet. It's awful sticky, though. Wouldn't like it. Yea, let me see it. Where do you shoot it? I said, well, you put a funnel in your ass. So they're diggin' it. We got the movie with us, see, the Yippie movie. They say. what's this movie? It's of an ostrich sleepin’ with a woman. They go, oh, they're runnin’ a11 over, getting a projector. We gotta see this. We said, oh no, we don't show it to you. You show us your's, we show you ours; cause they got statks and stacks of the stuff down in the basement. What do you think they do with all that smut? “Where'd I learn how to talk this way, huh, from my mother? I got a Master's Degree. From Berkeley. I didn't learn to talk that way there. I learned to talk that way in police stations. I thought I was goin‘ hysterical in Chicago, and they say, you're using obscenities. They swore - I thought that was hysterical - at my trial I was arrested for havin' a dirty four-letter word called hate on my forehead in Chicago. It was part of my security system. I didn't want my picture in the mass media, see, you..you had to swear at fuck, right, or they won't take your picture. So I had that end I had a cross to keep away the vampires. Good for a kike to wear a cross, good disguise. So, the cop testified at my trial; the judge says, well, what did he have under his hat? Cop says, an obscenity, your honor. An obscenity. What was it? Well, I don't wanna say it. Hah. You should have heard him back in the station hovse. Well, I got cleared for that finally because they didn’t have a, they said there were all these eyewitnesses, but they couldn't produce ‘em, see, so it only offended the cop's morals and if you only offend a cop's morals, it ain't good enough. It's like a loophole in the law, so they threw the case out. But nonetheless, I got charged for resisting arrest, see, and I got fifteen days and a year probation still comin’