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ABBOTT H. HOFFMAN "on the plane that little guy on the counter, you know him, it's like registration, the guy who takes the tickets, you give him the ticket that says Boston to New York. And he rips off the ticket and gives you that little white slip, that receipt, and puts it in an envelope. And you say than you, you know? Up, up and away, TWA. You get on the plane, you sit down, the stewardess (indistinct) and comes by. She says, where you going? Meanwhile, you've taken out your other ticket, see? Boston to San Francisco, right? And very delicately you pulled off your ticket part and now you got a little white receipt that says Boston to San Francisco. You take the Boston-New York ticket up, crumple it all up, put it in your pocket, and put in the nice clean new = Boston-San Francisco receipt, right? So now you got an envelope, you know, says Fly the American Way on it, and you got the receipt in there--Boston to San Francisco. The stewardess comes by, a says where you going, Boston (indistinct)? May I see your ticket? —- ‘Cause she, you know, you already look a little criminal. You = say yeah, sure, you know. OK, just sit there. You know, when you E get to San Francisco you take the receipt, and remember you have the ticket part, and put them back together and go down and you cash it in. Say you came by covered wagon. Fly the American 4 way, that's how you do it. We're putting out a whole book on that, it's called Steal This Book. It'll be out maybe in five months. 4S