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(SAUCER) ATLANTA*=TWO BARBERS AND A BUTCHER PRODUCED A 21-INCH LONG "CREATURE® TODAY TO BACK UP THEIR TALE THAT THRY HAD SEEN A FLYING SAUCER AND THRE ELUSIVE LITTLE MEN AFTER CONSUMING ONE BEER APIECE. | AN ANATOMY PROFESSOR SAID, NOWEVER, THAT TE CORPSE THE EARTH MEN SUSPECTED WAS FROM OUTER SPACE APPEARED TO BE A MONKEY, THE MEN WERE CONVINCED IT WAS FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD, THEY SAID THEY RAN INTO IT WITH THEIR AUTOMOBILE WHILE DRIVING ON A HIGHWAY NEAR HERE LAST NIGHT. RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY WAS THIS THING, GLOWING RED ALL OVER,® SAID EDWARD WATTERS, 28-YEAR-OLD BARBER,| IT LOOKED LIKE A FLYING SAUCER PICTURE HE HAD SEEN IN A SCIENCE MAGAZINE, HE SAID. THREE LITTLE MEN WERE RUNNING FOR IT," WATTERS CONTENUED, "THEY ALL JUMPED, T€O OF THEM MADE IT. I HIT THE OTHER ONE," WATTERS "SAID THE MACHINE SOON ROSE INTO THE AIR AND ZOOMED AWAY, co WAS NOT MORE THAN WAIST HIGH AND ABOUT MALF AS WIDE AS A | WATTERS* COMPANIONS, ARNOLD PAYNE, A aces AND THOMAS WILSON, A BARBER, TOLD THE SAME STORY. WATTERS SAID THE ENCIDENT OCCURRED ABOUT MIDNIGHT AFTER THEY HAD CONSUMED ONE BEER APIECE, DRe We Ay MICKLE, ANATOMY PROFESSOR AT EMROY UNIVERSITY, EXAMINED THE ANIMAL, WHICH MAD BECOME A VICTIM OF AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT, MICKLE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE A MEMBER OF THE RHESUS MONKEY, FAMILY,” ALTHOUGH IT MAD NO HAIR. “IF IT'S A CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE, THEY NAVEN'T INVENTED ANYTHING \ NEWS," HE SAID. \ WATTERS DECIDED TO FREEZE THE THING WITH DRY ICE AND PUT IT, ON DISPLAY : "7/B-=N653P as Te eae