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* . t4WASNINGTON, Junc 11 - llrirty ycars from now, which will June will be making commenccment speeches to a new gcncration of graduates. Unloss their style changes, these spccclrcs will sound - bc the ycar 1999, the college revolutipnaries who are graduating this c I . . vary much like this: "'Up against thc wall, graduating class ol 1999! '8'I'm hcrc tu tell it like it is, babics. And wlrcn I s a y 'babies,.'/ I'm telling it like it is because that's all you are - babies. Dig? "'Now some of you have been talking about a protest here this morning, about walking out on me and Irolding your own countcr-com- mcnccment over in the field house. And I'm h c r e to tcll you that we'rc not going to put up with a n i rotten, immoral. corrupt, r$cist behavior like that, Not a t this comrnenccment. THE PIGS ARE WITH US " ' T r y it a'na tlierc's goinp to bc a confrontation, because I'm pcrsonally guing to lead tkc administration and the faculty and thc honorary-dcgrcc rccipicirts and your parcnts over tlrcre Lo thc ficld house and wc'rc going to s c i m it ant1 hold a conrnrcncc-in. think yon'rc going Lo gct the pigs to throw us yut citlicr because, rcmcnrbcr, the pigs a r c on our side now. Aiid don't 'Today you go forth: into thc world, a worlcb full of crisp, crunchy rclcvancc and inoaningful expiricncc. If you want to get along out there, you are going to have to make a commitment and you are going to Iravc to relate. THE GENERATION SLAP - ' 8'fTIrc first thing you're going to have to relate to is us, the oldcr pcncration. gcncralion docsn't gct to talk, and anybody who Lrics to talk witlioict relating to tlic olclcr gcncration jicts shouted d o ~ n . t ~ w t l r r r s ? ant1 tlrerc's 'no placc in it Lor-people who don't &lato to u s hunrans. Anybod9 who doesn't want to rclak: tu the oldcr You dig nrc, . Wc spcnt x lirctinw lriiniarrixing this bruLdixcd socicty * II'As you all know; a lot -0plc o l m y generation tlrink'you A'Lot 01 you fc- arc nothing but abunclr oT short-haired gin frcaks, s c n t it whcn wc s a y 'Nevcr trust anybody undcr 50. ' '8 * - . . .. - .- .e.*'? . . - . . r-. . . - . . . . ... . - . ... -