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. -. ' ..- - 4 . . . . . . . . . * .a ZOO018119 I i - . - . . "'Pcrsonally, I think this i s IinCair. It's not fair to put down a whole gcneration just because a handful of you insists on running around with crew-.cut hair and violating the gin laws. It m a y be as the rebels say, that gin is no more'dangcrous than marijuana, but there arc laws against gin and if you,inoist on breaking thcm, you!ve got to cxpact to meet tho fuzz. 0 "'Crew-cut laair on young men may not, as you insist, 116 any nrorc immoral than a shouldcr-length manc, but it looks fcmininc. Girls wear crew cuts; m e n wcar hair to &e shoulder. Iz a cat wants to go around looking like a girl, that's his participalory dcmocratic riglit, but hc shouldn't expect to gct a job in the U. S. Department Of Meaningful Experience. .. . :.. . i " 'And I'd just like to tenfind that small minority of you who arc obscsscd with eight-letlcr words that nobody lovcs a smart- mouthed kid. . r . .- . "'I know a lot of you are thinking. 'Man, like when I get out - thcrc in thu world4'nr going to show these old eight-lctter words who's in chargc. gcncr alion. And you think you'll t r y a little gcnocida on the older . "'Think again, swuctlrcarts. Since pills hclpccl '1s p c t our population problem under control, thcrc arc iix of us ovcr-50"s for every singlc one of you. It's undcrstandablc that you're unhappy with your world at prcsent. *:<. We, sympathitc' with that, apd wc iarakc only - onc demand of you. All wc demand is that you d o .our' thing, . '''If you don't do our thing - well, rcnrembcr. wc'rc six-to- . onc against you and welve got right on our sidc and won't hcsitatc to onforcc it i f necessary, bccause when you're absolutclj! right, babies, you're bcautiful, man, beautiful. .. a If 'So I'm making a 'nunnogotiable dcmanrl of ypu not to frittcr away your ancraies' on corrupt 'middlc-class causen. Abandon your crazy citnliaifins ty force disc jockcys to play Icwcr rock In' roll c:l;lsrsics ;tiid play iirrrc o f ywir car-s~~Iitli.ng vic8liii c-I)ncc:rtos. Quit fialing arvunll in pul,lic in tliosc Creaky prcsscd flmincls and Icacn to ~ W O V C in Juan6 and a iillliy turllcncck. .. * . ._. e -- - *a - OVER FIFTY IS BEAUTIFUL - - - 'Mako out tliinp your thing, and onc day you, toQ, will 'tastc tlrc satisfaction of making the ovc+-50 sccnc and being wjinklcd and c :- . , ' ._ . . ->.,. ... ., ..... ........ . _ i . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . I A,* ._. .* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . - . . . * 2 . .. . . . ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . ..... . - 1 - ,.: -... % 'C ;,fF.:.* .-. ,-- -.. *e\ ..-... . _ . - : . ... .-.. . . . . - . , .'.* I I I . --T-