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Michael Mike Royko — Part 2
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Welcome Wagon Lady Was Snooper in it
CHICAGO —- A Chicago woman recent-
ly wrote to the FBI and asked what they °
had on her.
A fot of people are doing this, especially
- those who were involved ‘in the peace and
civil rights movements during the 1960s.
They are curious about who was spying on
~~ them.
The FBI sent the woman copies of some
of the reports that had been shipped from
Chicago to Washington about her peace
activities.
She got a terrible shock. And ! don't
blame her.
It turns out that she was spied on by the
Welcome Wagon lady.
Yes, it is true. I’ve seen the FBI report.
That nice lady who shows up when you
move into a new neighborhood, especially
in the suburbs, and gives you coupons for
free dry cleaning, bakery rolls, shoe re-
pairs and so on. She tells you where you
can find different services and asks for a
litle information about you and the .
family.
(Actually, it is a commercial enterprise,
something like an advertising agency. The
company gets the free samples from the
merchant, who also pays a fee to have it
displayed this way.)
_band moved to Glencoe, Ii,
This is what the FBI report sald. (I've
changed the woman's name and address.)
“U.S. Government Memorandum
“To: Director, FBI
“From: Special
Chicago
“Date: 11-30-70
“Subject: Jane Doe.
“The records of the ‘Welcome Wagon’
determined that the subject and her hus-
on Oct. 3,
1968, and formerly resided at 5689 South
Harper, Chicago. In Glencoe, they resided
at 663 Fernwood, a home purchased by
husband Joe Doe. The records disclosed at
the time that they had two children, ages
S and 9. The husband is employed as a
sales executive for...”
There were all kinds of snoops and
finks during that turbulent period. Law-
suits have brought out that you couldn't
trust anybody. That clench-fist, slogan-
shouting, bushy-haired young man you
met in a tree in Grant Park was really
Agent 68291. In his beard was a tape
recorder, taking down all of your slogans.
But the Welcome Wagon lady? The
warm-hearted person who gave you the
Agent in Charge,
free ticket to the laundromat, when you
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felt so alone in the new community? The
person you suddenly felt so comfortable
with that you disclosed that your husband
worked at Lefty's Bowling Alley? A gov-
ernment snoop?
The woman named in the report said: “T
vaguely remember when she came
around. She dropped off the usual coupons
for merchandise, asked a few questions
about wwhere we used to live, what my hus-
band did, and things like that.
“But it never occurred to me that I was
really talking to J. Edgar Hoover. I would
have told her to shove the tickets from
the laundromat.”
I called the FBI to ask if they had really
used the Welcome Wagon to do their
snooping for them. ] never saw Efrem
Zimbalist Jr. resort to such unmanly
methods.
An FBI spokesman said: “If it is in the
memo, then there was probably some
dealing with the group.”
» Are you still doing that?
“We can't address that question one
way or the other.”
So I called Welcome Wagon at its na-
tional office in Memphis.
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The president, Mrs. Barbare Marshall,
emphatically denied that her company
gives information to the FBI, At least not
now.
“I wasn’t here in 1970," she said, “but
let's talk about the present.
" “We want to cooperate with government
agencics, but we couldn't give them infor-
mation without consent (of the person
being snooped.) We would require a
subpena. We would require some legal
compulsion.
“If the FBI came to us and said: ‘Did
you call on Mrs. Whoever?’ 1 would tell
them they needed a subpena.”
Mrs. Marhsall, who has been presidzat
since 1972, said she doesn't know what the
policy of the company was before shez was
hired. But now, she says, you do not have
to hesitate telling your Welcome Wagen
lady anything. Their lips are sealed.
She sounded sincere and I believe her,
and so if you want to tell the Weicane
Wagon lady how many children you have,
go ahead.
But I'm suspicious of tcc kid with the
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