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Wagon Lady, I haq just moved to the suburbs in 1968 and I ' was visited by the Welcome Wagon Lady who I am sure many - Of the people in the audience know what the Welcome Wagon is, they give you free tickets for cleanin£) anda what~—have-you and welcome you and it is an advertising gimmick and they ask you about your family's income and how many cars you have and how many children you have and what your husband does and this information found its way into the FBI file on me. DONAHUE - The Welcome Wagon Lady was an FBI spy? HAWKIN ~- That is right. She acted for the FBI. ‘DONAHUE - They are all over the place. (Laughter from the audience) HALPERIN ~ (Jokingly) Will you ask the one in the audience to stand up? (More Laughter) You mean the one we were chatting with before? DONAHUE - I don't know whether your views were that clearly defined. This is not a contest really, but can you imagine? HAWKIN ~- Well no. No, my first though was nothing is Sacred. You know, the Welcorie Wagon Lady, my goodness. (More Laughter) DONAHUE - I guess you don't want anybody bombing People, innocent people, so if we can Stop that with the wiretap, that is going to be o.k. with both of us, I think, HAWKIN - You are asking me to answer an absolute, and r can't. DONAHUE - Maybe we snoula review just for your sake and mine. HAWKIN - ALL RIGHT ~2—