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Eddie Cantor — Part 1
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I Tf you have heard that’ quack-
quack noise on the radio, you may be
one of the thousands who wonder.
bow it is made... or one of the mil-
lions. that wonder why, |
7@~ Expel the air abruptly from the
mouth. One man says let it come out
like the geyser in Yellowstone Park.
Of course ‘the. geyser really isn’t in
Yellowstone Park . . . he’s chopping
_. wood in Holland!
= pee ar I =
2 This making quackee is like mak-
ing whoopee. It’s an old American |
_, custom. Even when it was new it was
an old American custom. .
$% On che first quack, you may not
have the righe pitch or volume. If at
first you don’t succeed keep practis-
ing until you make a perfect goose
of yourself.
6&5
Cg
3 To make quack-quack success-
fully, you use every part of the body,
except the nose. The size or shape of
the nose positively does not matter.
_ George Jessel can make quackee just
as well as Cantor:"° =
® If youare still unsuccessful, cacch
a goose and observe how quack-quack
is made. Wives can learn other les-
sons from the goose, which is consid-
ered foolish because ic thinks about
its fine feathers and forgets the big
bill.
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