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Eddie Cantor — Part 1
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4 Anear for music is fairly import-
ant. But you don’: need much ear.
Even if you have no more than Ru-
binoff there is still hope.
10 Once you learn to make quack-
quacks, press the forehead and chin
together so your success won't swell
your head. Of course the swellingmay -
go elsewhere. Policemen wear large
shoes because their success goes to
their feet.
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5 The mouth, of course, is most im-
portant... . After moiscening the
lips, hold them tighdy together, like
you do when your wife asks for a new
hat.
Il Once you have learned to
quack, do it in public. Then things
will begin to come your way...
especially vegetables .. . You will
find that potatoes and tomatoes are
cheaper this way . . . and it is no
hardship to have people throw to-
matoes at you unless...
G Roll the eyes to the right ... re-
verse .. . and roll them to the left.
We used to roll them just to the right
«+. The reverses are on account of
- the depression. Please master this
trick for yourself. I can’t roll your
eyes for you. Each person must roll
his own.
12... somebody forgets to take
them out of the can!
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